Entertainment court is in session

Settle the argument. Share the verdict.

Present both sides and let The Jury deliver a funny, reasoned ruling—with percentages, an explanation, and a card built for the group chat.

For entertainment only—not legal, safety, or relationship advice.

Case Closed hero

The Jury has ruled

Leftovers expire after four days.

Daniel 27%Marisa 73%

What to expect from every case

Funny, not reckless

The tone stays playful and focused on everyday disagreements.

Reasoning included

A verdict should explain itself—not just choose a winner.

Built to be shared

Every ruling can become a clean card or a friend-voting link.

From dispute to decision

Your group chat just got a courthouse.

Couples Court, Roommate Court, Friendship Court, Family Court, Fantasy Football Court—if it is low stakes and highly debatable, it belongs on the docket.

  1. 1

    Tell both sides

    Type the story, add a voice note, or upload redacted screenshots so the Jury gets the full picture.

  2. 2

    Receive the ruling

    Get a funny, reasoned verdict with a clear explanation and an unapologetically precise blame split.

    27%Party A at fault
    vs
    73%Party B at fault
  3. 3

    Call in your people

    Share a public voting link so friends can vote, comment, and inevitably reopen the case.

Court costs

Start free. Escalate only when necessary.

No retainers, billable hours, or mysterious fees—just the right level of drama for the dispute.

Quick Verdict

Free

For settling the argument before dinner gets cold.

  • AI verdict
  • Blame split
  • Shareable verdict card
Try a case
Most disputed

Full Jury Verdict

$2.99

A deeper ruling for cases that need a proper explanation.

  • Detailed reasoning
  • Expanded ruling
  • Friend voting link
Get the full verdict

Jury Trial

$7.99

When one version of events simply will not do.

  • Both sides submit
  • Side-by-side arguments
  • Final share card
Open a trial

Couples Plan

$9.99/mo

A standing court for recurring domestic disputes.

Start together

Before court convenes

Questions from the gallery

All rise

The argument ends when the verdict drops.

Bring the story. Invite the opposition. Let The Jury decide who owes whom an apology—or the last slice of pizza.

Put it before the Jury
    Case Closed | Settle the Argument